Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
"Back Alley abortions, you rape ‘em, we scrape ‘em"
So this just happened on Mark’s livestream for ALS. I’ve been laughing for hours.
it’s too late, what am I doing here….
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
YOU TEDIOUS PEANUT
YOU ABHORRENT WOOLEN SOCK
dear confused artists, use the smoothing tool in sai (may say ‘stabilizer’ in your version)
0 is no smooth/stabilizing, s-7 is the highest setting you can go. what this does is slows down your cursor while you are drawing so that your…
I have no idea what’s going on
Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.
This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.
man lets reblog some cute happy shit
Although i am fully guilty of participating in meme culture, this is exactly what is wrong with it. The fact that a REAL company pays a REAL person to literally shitpost about the said company would not be possible if we ourselves did not prove that absolute bullshit is popular.
listen up asshole, thats my dream job